Telling jokes and stories are one of the best ways to give a wedding speech. If your one of the privileged ones to give a speech you can add some fun and spice to it with wedding jokes. The more humor you put in your wedding speech, the more it would be remembered.  If you are not the most comedic person in the world no need to worry, here are some wedding jokes that can be included in the best man or chief bridesmaid/matron of honour speech. 

• You can end your toast by saying: "Bob, take Susie’s hand and place your hand over her's. Now, remember and cherish this very moment... because this is the last time you are ever going to have the upper hand!"
• A few words for the groom - To keep your marriage brimming with love in the marriage cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it, whenever you're right, shut up.
• Grooms, once you marry, please remember that whenever you have a discussion with your future wife, always remember these two last words: "Yes dear"
• Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor’s Degree and the woman gets her Masters.
• Marriage is not a word. It’s a sentence…a life sentence!
• They say that when a man holds a woman’s hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense.
• It’s true that all men are born free and equal – but some of them get married.
• A perfect wife is one who helps the husband with the dishes.
• A man inserted an ‘ad’ in the classifieds: ‘Wife wanted’.  The very next day he received hundreds of letters that all said the same thing: ‘You can have mine.’
• Marriage requires a man to prepare 4 types of “Rings”:
  The engagement ring
  The wedding ring
  The suffer-Ring
  The endue-Ring
• Marriage is something that puts a ring on a woman’s finger and two under a man’s eyes.
• Married life can be full of excitement and frustration:
  In the first year, the man speaks and the woman listens.
  In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
  And in the third year, BOTH of them speak and the neighbours listen.
• Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
• When a newly married man looks happy, we know why.  But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
• A man is incomplete until he is married.  Then he is really finished.
• Collect as many keys as you can from the wedding party and friends without the bride and groom knowing.  Pass them out to as many women as you can, making sure they don’t say anything.  During your speech, say “The bride knows that the groom has had a lot of girlfriends in the past, and would really appreciate it if any of them who have keys to his place could please return them.” This is the cue for everyone with a key to bring it to the wedding table.  It would also be hilarious if you got a couple of pregnant women and maybe someone’s grandmother into the group.

Wedding jokes are really just witty and funny lines about married life and relationships. There should also be some amount of sincerity to what you say especially when you give any advice, congratulations, and well wishes to the new couple. In any case, incorporating these little quotes are a great way to connect with your audience and make this part of the ceremony much more memorable.